Thursday 10 December 2009

Invisible People

Spent pretty much the entirety of the 177 journey this morning discussing the plight of the invisible people. You heard.

Media was crap, nothing ever happens of interest. It's what you get for having Una McDoughnut and not a particularly interesting set of friends. Boo.

In the break, Liam played a few Jon La Joie songs from his phone, and Steve developed a new 'dinosaur' martial art: T-rexitchu. It's... different.

C&C was dull as well. Needless to say, I spent a lot of the time playing pool on my phone. It's because I'm cool.

Waiting for Kayleigh, Lozz decided to attack me with her hair spray. Not in my hair, just wherever she could get to. My wrist still pulls a bit. She also did her favourite of spraying my jeans with her deodorant at point blank range. Last time she did that, I was wearing my black skinnies. They had a white mark on them. Thankfully, it didn't show up as much on today's blue jeans. She got Jake's black shoes too. They marked :D

After Kayleigh's torture session with The Doughnut, we gallivanted off to town and into Tesco so Kayleigh could get Glamour magazine. I was peckish, so I looked at the cakes. I said "I would get a gingerbread man, but that would be cannibalism." I got the gingerbread anyway. My brethren was nice, ta for asking.

We saw Village Idiot today. She was strangely sedate, and I suggested maybe her doctors told her to calm down. Kayleigh was amused.

And then it all went downhill from there really. Just got sick of not being able to find a job, having to stick with a paper round blah blah blah FML. And then, earlier, Liz was stood in front of the TV for years, 'rolling up her sleeves' to do the washing up. I'm drying up, and I'm stood there for the time Liz was, and get yelled at for not doing the job. WOT?

Mo

P.S: I order you to go watch the video to Winter Kiss by Young Guns. It's amazing.

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